G.I. Jessy and Private Paul are are requiring YOU to report to Jigsaw
at 0900 hrs every sun morning.
YOU will be required to wear old clothes,
YOU will be required to do exercise,
YOU will be required to have fun!
This is not a drill!
(but there will be many at boot camp)
This is a direct order!
Do you want the truth?
You cant handle the truth!
Drop and give me 20 for even thinking about missing this class!
This Mission is FREE!